Above - Artists impression
April 1st. 2018
In a shock announcement this morning Apple have announced the worlds first holographic camera. Five normal photographic lenses combine with what Apple call a 'remote spacial shifting visual actuater module' to produce a 3-D holographic image. The camera, to be known as the iHolo ™ will have special software installed to make the image 'rise up' from the newly created 3-D screen, via several micro projectors built into it.
Apple have only released an artists impression of the camera, showing the sleek and minimalistic lines. Apple's head of the iHolo project, Clark Kent, said the only barrier to mass production currently was sourcing enough Kryptonite, the rare metal needed for the micro projectors.
Kent also refused to confirm or deny the rumour that these cameras are going to be made in the US, in refurbished factories in what is known as the 'rust belt' with a federal grant guaranteed by President Donald Trump himself. Apple did announce the price however at $9999 and said pre ordering will be available on the Apple website tomorrow.
